That’s right. My neighbor’s name is Mr. Wayne. He’s a very helpful man, who knows pretty much everyone. (He definitely knows where one ought to go if a car needs to be fixed.) His family owns/is involved with pretty much every business in the town.
Is he Batman?
(Bonus: I get to go over tomorrow and see if I can work some magic on his computer. DOWN TO THE BATCAVE I SHALL GO. I hope I get to meet Alfred.
and Timothy Drake.)