A reminder to all members of the Ministry of Silly Walks:
These are official and accepted Walks that have been approved by the MInistry:
The upper body is held upright, while the legs are extended fully, from the knee at a slightly outward angle.*
(a note, this is improved with the addition of velociraptor arms)
To leap like an antelope. (In particular, a Springbok antelope.) Very efficient for travelling downhill. Gravity helps with catching big air.
To move quickly, especially with a whirring sound.
(Not unlike that obnoxious four-year-old running down the aisles of the grocery store.)
The following is not an acceptable Silly Walk, and any members found supporting it will be fined.
Any spastic movement.