An Announcement from the Ministry of Silly Walks

A reminder to all members of the Ministry of Silly Walks:

These are official and accepted Walks that have been approved by the MInistry:

 

Spangle:

The upper body is held upright, while the legs are extended fully, from the knee at a slightly outward angle.*

(a note, this is improved with the addition of velociraptor arms)

Springbok:

To leap like an antelope. (In particular, a  Springbok antelope.) Very efficient for travelling downhill. Gravity helps with catching big air.

Skirr:

To move quickly, especially with a whirring sound.

(Not unlike that obnoxious four-year-old running down the aisles of the grocery store.)

The following is not an acceptable Silly Walk, and any members found supporting it will be fined.

Sprunt:

Any spastic movement.

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