Dear New Zealand,
I love you, but, I’m a bit confused. Perhaps you can enlighten me, because the packaging sure doesn’t help.
WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CHEESE IS “TASTY”???
And what exactly is “Tasty” cheese attempting to imply about other cheeses? Frankly, I think pretty much all cheese is delicious – or even, dare I say – TASTY.
I don’t know if I like your attitude, passive-aggressive, supremacist “TASTY” cheese.
I think maybe you should get a hold on that before you end up somewhere you don’t want to be.
It’s a slippery slope, TASTY. A slippery slope indeed.