I know we’ve been through a lot, and usually the only time I mention you, it’s because we’re having trouble, but I do love you. Truly, deeply and with all ten of my fingers.
However, I feel like there could be some some serious changes coming up in our relationship. Let’s just say that it’s an issue of power; in the way that you no longer have any. I am an entire hemisphere away from the origin of your power cord, and despite any possible remnants of warranty, I feel like this will have a direct and negative impact on our ability to to work together.
Mostly because, well, you don’t work anymore. This isn’t goodbye. I’m sure that with a little time, we’ll be able to find a solution to our issues. In the meantime…we’re going to have to take a break. Because, you don’t turn on anymore and that’s what I need from you.
I hope we can resolve differences soon and I eagerly await the moment when we can put our issues aside and work together once more.
P.S. Dear readers, until I can convince my dear computer to work with me once again, please excuse any inconsistencies in posting and the inevitable proliferation of typos that comes from posting on a touch-screen interface that comes equipped with autocorrect function.