I was in another comedic debate, this one on the topic of eating children. (Yum! So tasty!)
It was a close battle, with good points being made on both sides.
The main points for not eating children is that they’re small, so you don’t get very much return for your effort, and also that children are very expensive to maintain, so eating them isn’t a very good financial plan.
The points for eating children is mostly that they’d be delicious, they’re readily available, and that it would be good for the environment.
It ended up pretty much being a tie, that may or may not have been influenced by the wide variety of child-shaped sweets passed out to the audience. Gingerbread babies, sour-patch kids, and of course jelly babies were all available.
It was delicious.