So. Sometimes I take things a little bit literally. (Not as literally as Drax, but y’know. Sometimes I try.)
Well. Maybe the vikings.
Maybe just those vikings?
Anyway. The point is, sometimes I enjoy taking things SUPER LITERALLY because it makes things really funny.
Like this recipe that I found on the fridge at my parents’ house.
cparrots (I know it means carrots. I’m choosing to read it as Parrots, because I want to. Also because having the first ingredient of a recipe called “ESSENTIAL VEGGIES” be *Parrots* is really fantastic to me.)
1/5 Lemon (know your fractions.)
Hint Lime (I’m choosing to believe that at this point, you’re not supposed to *add* lime, you’re supposed to seek out a lime for help. Perhaps it will have the wisdom to get you through your times of trial. Instead of “hint *of* lime” “hint *from* lime”. It’s more fun that way.)
3/4 Spinach. (I’m taking this to mean 3/4 of a single spinach leaf, because I think that’s *hilarious*. And also quite probably how to turn soup into a potion?)