Alright. So. I’ve been a bit down lately, which is fine. But also, I need to remember that LIFE IS AMAZING. So. Today, I’m going to talk about juice.
“Yum! Juice! It’s so delightful and sweet and delicious! It’s made from this fruit that I love!”
Screw the cap off, go to take swig only to be met with …an unexpected texture.
“What is that?”
oooh yeah.
Apparently all juice in Cambodia is jelly juice.
So why advertise for that? Isn’t it *obvious*?
Mmmmmm. Chunky Godness.. -_-
foxfinding 
Honestly I’m a terrible person and I think this is just the funniest. Fucking. Thing.
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Yeah. You would. You and your supposedly “life-completing” Grass Jelly Juice.
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I never said it was THAT good. I was excited, I admit, but not enough to feel bad that now it’s the ONLY juice around.
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You did! You did say it was THAT good. You said “YOUR LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE!!11!1!”
And then we got some and you said “That wasn’t how I remember it…”
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