I will not learn Gaelic. I will not learn Gaelic. I *WILL NOT* LEARN GAELIC.
I did this once already. I *know* better.
I went to Uni, and it was all “You need language credits to graduate!” and I was like “Cool. Can I Independent Study?” and they were like “Yes!” and I was like “FUCK YEAH. I’M LEARNING *WELSH*.
While, technically, Welsh is not Gaelic. It’s Brittonic, but, the point remains the same:
BECAUSE IT’S SO HELPFUL. IT WILL BE SO HANDY IN MY LIFE WHEN I VISIT ALL OF THE PLACES IN THE WORLD WHERE PEOPLE SPEAK EXCLUSIVELY WELSH.
Why. Why did I do that.
You know who speaks Welsh?
That’s the answer.
(Gwlad, GWLAAAAD!!! Pleidiol wyf i’m gwlad!)
You know who speaks *Gaelic*?
EVEN MORE NOBODY.
I live in *Texas* now. I should be learning Spanish.
Large populations of the world speak Spanish. Like. Most of a continent. And then a few other countries.
Only…I was going through old files last night, and what did I find?
All of my language programs.
I WILL NOT LEARN GAELIC.
… Ciamar a tha sibh?
Tha gu math, tapadh leibh.