I have gotten in to the habbit of always going shopping on Saturday afternoons.
ALL OF THE GROCERY STORES HERE HAVE *AMAZING* SAMPLES.
Would you like to try some hummus?
How about some Chili made with Bacon Jam? What the fuck is that, even. YES.
Try this fajita. Okay!
Samples of *sushi*? YES.
I don’t need to worry about shopping whilst hungry, because I get fed by the store.
Dear Whoever Started Putting Samples in Stores,
Thank you. You deserve every good feeling that life can produce.