…THE CLOSEST CINEMA TO MY HOUSE IS A DOLLAR THEATRE.
Do I want to go spend $1.50 to see Jupiter Ascending again?
HECK. YES. I. DO.
Do I want to be able to catch up on everything I’ve missed that’s even remotely interesting that’s come out in the past four months?
WHY YES, WHAT A DELIGHTFUL IDEA.
ALL OF THE DOLLAR THEATER JOY.
JOY JOY JOY JOY.
I love taking myself to the movies.
And this way, I don’t even have to feel bad about what it costs.
I don’t even have to like the movie.
It’s a dollar and two hours of my time.