Dear Coffee Shop, STOP.

The coffee shop I am currently sitting in has starting playing Christmas music.

 

CHRISTMAS MUSIC

SERTFGYBHUNJIMKOESXDCRTFVGBNHJUM,L.WSTFRVGNHYUJ,OLP;AZWGTFVNHUJIMKO,LP.;SEGTFVNHJUIMK,OLP.;DRCTFVGBHUNJIMKO,PL.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!!

WHY.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.

STOP.

 

STOP *NOW*.

 

NEVER DO THIS AGAIN.

 

The betrayal I feel is fierce and intimate.

 

In an attempt to save my own sanity, I have put my headphones in and am hoping to drown out this horrific madness that has started spewing from the shop speakers.

Here. Have some NON-FUCKING-CHRISTMAS MUSIC WHAT THE FUCK.

 

…I fucking *HATE* Christmas music.

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2 thoughts on “Dear Coffee Shop, STOP.

  1. Did you complain? One of the workers may have thought it was funny, but if you don’t complain, they can’t know that it will potentially drive customers away…

    Note, one day I mentioned to a Panera worker that the song playing had fuck in the lyrics… I didn’t care, but thought they should know. The next week it was all classical. I don’t mind classical, but at that time in the morning, it was sleep inducing. I mentioned it in an online form. The next time I went in? Classic rock. PERFECT!

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    • I feel like I can’t really complain on this one, because my hatred of Christmas is…*really* intense. It would hardly be fair for me to whinge about it when I know that other people don’t hate it with an unceasing passion burning hotter than a thousand suns. 😛

      (Also, I think it might have been an isolated incident? I think it might have only been one song.

      If they play non-stop christmas music once December rolls around…*then* I’ll complain. 😉

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