Resident of Texas

I have a new driver’s license (With a motherfuckin’ *M* on it, BOO-YAH!!!).

I have registered to vote (In Bexar county, which is pronounced ‘Bear’, because silent ‘X’s.).

 

Add MediaI am….officially a resident of Texas.

 

It’s warm, and beautiful and I am so happy, but…

 

oh my god.

What have I done???