A Little Black Dress
A magical, perfect fit
Found in the roadway.
(I wanted to title this something like ‘Prom Queen Trash’ or something, because I found this dress *in the middle of the road*.
(Which, also, there is some really *bizarre* shit that I find in the roads here.
No fucking roadkill,
but really fabulous dresses?
Okay, Texas. Whatever does it for you…?)
But seriously. I look *excellent* in this dress. It’s *fantastic*. )
“Find a Little Black Dress” was actually on my bucket list.
This feels like the single best way to ever cross it off.
I didn’t find the dress: the dress found me.
Or something like that. 😉